Hey, Tough Guy!

@work

I was at work yesterday and we had a Christmas party booked in. They arrived and we quickly found out that they were advertising people. In other words? Heavy drinkers.

They quickly got drunk however the worst off was the person who had organised the party. He was headed towards vomiting. He moved away from the group at one stage and I heard him answer his phone. He spoke with his girl friend or wife. Promising her that he would be home soon and professed his love at the end of the conversation.

He did not realise (because he was wasted) that I overheard his conversation. He then proceeded to intensely pursue both me and my coworker. Asking us both out. Talking about inappropriate things he would like to do to us.

I hope that 2011 will encourage people to reflect on their behaviour and become better citizens of our society. The time when this behaviour was acceptable went with the second world war. Keep up people.

Don’t become that guy.

Yesterday I was working and I see my boss try and hide. I am on a chair washing the shelves and so I can’t see what has spooked him. I turn around and see what I believe to be a homeless man. The man seems to know my boss and manages to get him to give him a free glass of house white.

My boss then runs and hides in the office (did I mention that my boss is a little girl?). The man sits in the corner looking down at his blackberry. Seemingly willing it to ring.

Once the man has left my cowardly boss emerges from the office and tells me the story of the pseudo-homeless man.

This man was once the owner of the coolest clubs in east London. He spent his days doing coke with Oasis and other celebs. His clubs have since all shut. His friends have stopped calling and on his birthday (which I found out it was yesterday) he was sitting alone drinking a glass of house white that he begged for.

Don’t ever become that guy.

Finished Filming

We finished filming our first project. Now we just have to the edit the stupid thing. Editing seems to be the MOST tedious process EVER. Plus, when you edit you realize that you did not film everything that you needed.

Also, since there are five of us in the group we are all cramped in this tiny editing suite, going mad. On Friday we actually cracked and just started to laugh about the stupidest things.

We also bicker like a family, so that is pretty funny as well.

If this project does not kill me, it will be a miracle.

This paired with Yoga and trying to do a headstand, might just drive me to madness.