1. Don’t become that guy.

    Yesterday I was working and I see my boss try and hide. I am on a chair washing the shelves and so I can’t see what has spooked him. I turn around and see what I believe to be a homeless man. The man seems to know my boss and manages to get him to give him a free glass of house white.

    My boss then runs and hides in the office (did I mention that my boss is a little girl?). The man sits in the corner looking down at his blackberry. Seemingly willing it to ring.

    Once the man has left my cowardly boss emerges from the office and tells me the story of the pseudo-homeless man.

    This man was once the owner of the coolest clubs in east London. He spent his days doing coke with Oasis and other celebs. His clubs have since all shut. His friends have stopped calling and on his birthday (which I found out it was yesterday) he was sitting alone drinking a glass of house white that he begged for.

    Don’t ever become that guy.

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    1 year ago